1
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Another great meal, Peg.

2
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You know, honey, you're incredible.

3
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You ignore the children,
you neglect the house.

4
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And still you find time to let the dinner
get cold before you serve it.

5
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How do you do it?

6
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Well, Al, I guess I care enough
about me not to care about you.

7
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It's times like these
I'd like to take you upstairs...

8
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...And plug that hole in the roof.

9
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Now listen, Peg,
my week off starts tonight.

10
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If there's anyplace you ever wanted
to go, get the kids...

11
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...Pack up, and I'll see you in a week.

12
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Not this year, Al.

13
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Every time I leave you alone,
you just mess this house up.

14
00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:06,260
This year, you're gonna do
all those things...

15
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...That you promised to do
when you have the time.

16
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Let's see. "Consummate marriage."

17
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That's more of a do-it-yourself job.

18
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Here we go.
Here's the stuff you can do.

19
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"Paint the house, plant the lawn,
caulk the windows...

20
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...Do the laundry...

21
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Fix the toilet, clean the gutters."

22
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And if you have time,
talk to the children.

23
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Both Bud and Nancy?

24
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- It's Kelly, Al.
- Whatever.

25
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Peg, I don't wanna do anything.
It's my week off.

26
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But, honey, if you don't do
these chores, who will?

27
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How about Sid and Nancy?

28
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- It's Bud and Kelly.
- Yes, them.

29
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Get that, Peg?

30
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"Answer door."

31
00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,717
Good night, honey.

32
00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:14,461
Oh, Steve. Gee, it must be my lucky day.

33
00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:18,599
Why? They raise the minimum wage?

34
00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,204
Oh, listen, Al.

35
00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:27,975
Remember last week, we were talking
about going fishing on your week off?

36
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Well, I rented us a cabin...

37
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...On a lake so loaded with fish,
they jump on your hook.

38
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It's just the way wilderness should be.

39
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There are "no trespassing"
signs everywhere.

40
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There's a seven-Eleven ten minutes away.

41
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- What do you think?
- What do I think?

42
00:04:04,111 --> 00:04:07,648
Wake up Peg. If she hears me having
a good time, she'll want some too.

43
00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:11,118
- How long do we have the cabin?
- Five whole days.

44
00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:13,787
- Five days? Oh, man.
- Now, listen, Al.

45
00:04:13,988 --> 00:04:17,057
- This cabin cost me $250.
- Don't apologize to me, Steve.

46
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If I'm going for free,
I have no right to complain.

47
00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:23,330
"Dear Peg:

48
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By the time you read this, there will
be nothing you can do about it.

49
00:04:29,336 --> 00:04:32,640
I was called away
on an emergency fishing trip.

50
00:04:34,008 --> 00:04:35,976
I'll be away a week.

51
00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:39,413
I wouldn't blame you if you
took the kids and left me.

52
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But if you do, take the dog too.

53
00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:47,888
I guess this is goodbye.

54
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Love, Al."

55
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"Al."

56
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Cock-a-doodle-doo.

57
00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,707
Hi, Steve, Marcie.

58
00:05:09,243 --> 00:05:12,046
Steve, aren't you afraid
she'll find out about the trip?

59
00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:14,748
What kind of guy do you think I am?

60
00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:17,351
Like I'd really go away
for a week without my wife.

61
00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:20,354
Where's Peggy? Come on, Peg!

62
00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:23,657
Time to go!

63
00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:26,060
Marcie, is that you?

64
00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:30,597
Yeah! Come on, wake the kids!
We're going fishing!

65
00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:34,134
Not so loud. You'll wake up Al.

66
00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:43,777
Oh, I love it. It's so rustic.

67
00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,746
And the air smells great.

68
00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:48,315
Yeah, well, get it while you can.

69
00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:51,351
Once Al settles in, the shoes come off.

70
00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:59,593
Okay, Peg, this hair dryer is yours.

71
00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:04,264
And these cases of bottled water,
Marcie, are yours.

72
00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:07,568
And I believe this hernia is mine.

73
00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,038
It's a beautiful cabin, Steve.

74
00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:13,474
Great job, Mr. Rhoades.

75
00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:19,179
Isn't he cute?

76
00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,815
Even squid love their young.

77
00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,689
What a dump.

78
00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:33,127
Kelly, honey, let me explain
something about fishing rods.

79
00:06:33,327 --> 00:06:35,195
When you throw them down, you break them.

80
00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:38,432
Then Daddy can't fish. If Daddy
can't fish, he's stuck with Mommy.

81
00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:41,735
If Daddy's stuck with Mommy,
nobody leaves here alive.

82
00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:46,473
I didn't ask to come,
and I didn't ask to be born.

83
00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,445
Peg?

84
00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:54,715
Well, it's her time of the month, Al.

85
00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:58,452
What the hell did we bring her for, then?

86
00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:03,624
Squeaked through another month, eh, Kel?

87
00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:12,733
- Your mother.
- Your father.

88
00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:17,771
Now, kids, let's leave the insults
at home, huh?

89
00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,541
Kelly, I came up here for a good time.

90
00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:24,778
I understand why you have to do this.
I don't understand why it's now.

91
00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:26,980
Go away.

92
00:07:27,181 --> 00:07:28,549
Go away, Daddy.

93
00:07:29,383 --> 00:07:31,451
Yeah, yeah. Where's my room?

94
00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:33,253
This is it.

95
00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,723
You mean there's no bedroom?

96
00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:39,193
Of course not. It's a cabin.

97
00:07:39,393 --> 00:07:41,528
It's an outhouse.

98
00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:45,999
Hey, this place cost me and Steve
a small fortune. You're gonna like it.

99
00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:50,671
Oh, come on, everybody.
Let's have fun.

100
00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:52,806
I know. Let's go shopping.

101
00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:56,176
We passed a nice little rustic store
on the way up here...

102
00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:59,546
...Where the men were chopping wood
with their shirts off.

103
00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:03,517
Well, you know what they say.

104
00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:06,620
You can never have enough lumber.

105
00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:11,358
I know what we can do.
Let's go on a nature hunt.

106
00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:13,427
We can collect leaves and arrowheads...

107
00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,362
...And take pictures of the wildlife.

108
00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:19,666
Then we'll get naked and sing
"This Land Is Your Land."

109
00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:26,673
- I'm going fishing.
- I'm with you, buddy.

110
00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:30,244
- Just us men, eh, Mr. Rhoades?
- You said it.

111
00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:43,924
Hey, girls!

112
00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:46,093
What do you say to this?

113
00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,335
Oh, no.

114
00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,306
What is it, Al?

115
00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,678
Periods, Steve.

116
00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,081
Three of them.

117
00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:32,906
All three at once. What did they do,
give it to each other?

118
00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:38,412
Actually, it's an interesting
phenomenon that happens often.

119
00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:41,148
I read they did a study of
a girls' college dormitory...

120
00:09:41,315 --> 00:09:44,384
...And most of the women wound up
menstruating at the same time.

121
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,820
What should we do now?

122
00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,588
Eat!

123
00:09:49,523 --> 00:09:52,859
Hey, Peg, you know the deal.
We catch them, you clean them.

124
00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:13,013
It's clean.

125
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:16,049
You see why I never go anywhere with her?

126
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,719
Now, Al, let's not panic.

127
00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:20,620
What women need at a time like this...

128
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,357
...Is compassion, love and understanding.

129
00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:29,296
Partners through life,
partners through strife.

130
00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:35,268
Marcie, let's talk.

131
00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:38,171
Fine.

132
00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,776
Let's talk about 14 months ago,
when I wanted to see that movie...

133
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,911
...And you were too tired.

134
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:50,884
And about the time you wore that
gray sweater? I hate that sweater.

135
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:54,121
I hate you, Steve.

136
00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,290
Everything about you.

137
00:10:57,491 --> 00:11:02,029
Every breath you take,
every move you make.

138
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:05,399
You, sir, stink.

139
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:11,471
I feel so bloated and so ugly.

140
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,442
See how mean he is to me, Peg?

141
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:27,854
Well, Marcie's okay.

142
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:31,291
Bud, go over and say
something nice to your sister.

143
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:34,428
- Dad, I don't even like her.
- Who does? Just go.

144
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,167
Hey, Kel.

145
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,770
You're carrying that extra chin
very nicely.

146
00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,714
You're next, Dad.

147
00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:01,388
Not me, son. I did what Custer
should have: used scouts.

148
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:06,193
You know why they're doing this to us?
It's because we were gonna have fun.

149
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:09,162
That's why they invented
this period thing.

150
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:12,499
Back before men,
women didn't have periods.

151
00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:15,202
Gee, it would have been nice
to have lived then.

152
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,604
You know who was a good woman?
Veronica.

153
00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:19,473
You know, from Archie's Comics?

154
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,510
Veronica never had a period.

155
00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,547
That's true.

156
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,484
But she still had an attitude problem.

157
00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:32,886
You're right, there are no good ones.

158
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,489
- It's cold in here.
- It's hot in here.

159
00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:37,691
It's hot and cold in here.

160
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,728
We're in some major league
trouble here, men.

161
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,733
The kid's right, Al, I'm scared.

162
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:50,303
Be thankful yours just kills.
It's quick, it's clean.

163
00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:54,641
Mine, like the black widow,
wants to mate before she kills.

164
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,884
I'm a dead man.

165
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,656
Let's go to bed. Let them suffer.

166
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:13,860
We'll wake up refreshed, go fishing,
let them kill each other.

167
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:34,681
God, I feel foul.

168
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,885
Oh, I'm so bloated
even my teeth are swollen.

169
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,955
If I retain any more water in my body...

170
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:45,325
...They could build a pier across my butt.

171
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:51,965
- Oh, I need a back rub.
- I need a foot rub.

172
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,568
I need someone to yell at.

173
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:59,306
- Where are the men?
- I bet they went fishing.

174
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,308
Isn't that just like men?

175
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,244
When we need them most,
they're never around.

176
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,246
Men are the lowest.

177
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:09,516
Let's pretend Bud's a man and kill him.

178
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,627
Men, we're surrounded.

179
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,530
Men?

180
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,702
What happened?

181
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,837
We were walking through the woods...

182
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:34,441
...When the ground started shaking
and something came crashing through.

183
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:37,711
I thought it was you, Peg,
but it didn't want my wallet.

184
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:46,586
It was a bear. A big one.
With my name on it.

185
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,222
- There he is.
- That's a moose.

186
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:52,225
The bear's over there,
spraying your tires.

187
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:55,295
That's my Mercedes! Stop that!

188
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,198
Bad! Bad bear!

189
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,867
What do they want? We have no food.

190
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,871
They don't want us, Bud.
Let me talk to your father alone.

191
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:09,609
See, Al, wild animals can sense
when women are...

192
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,745
Killing their husbands?

193
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:15,081
No, Al, when they're cycling.

194
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,985
Don't you understand?
They want our women.

195
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,622
Well, then, our women they shall have.

196
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,426
Oh, Peg.

197
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,965
We've got to get out of here.

198
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,801
We can't get out of here. We're trapped.

199
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:39,039
Well, somebody has to go for help.
Oh, and chocolate.

200
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:43,343
Gee, I-- I'd love to, honey, but I can't.

201
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:46,513
There's a moose filling my gas tank.

202
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,716
I'd hate to interrupt him right now.

203
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:54,788
Look at them. Our protectors.
The great white hunters.

204
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:58,325
You know, in the old days, those men
would have gone out there...

205
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:02,128
...Fought the bear and come back
with supper and a nice rug.

206
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:06,266
Now you send them for milk, they
come back with a leaking carton...

207
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,402
...A runny nose and a bad back.

208
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:12,339
You know, it's amazing.

209
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:16,443
The one thing they're good for
they're not good at.

210
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:21,081
I hate the way they won't ask
directions when they're lost.

211
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,917
And the way they leave the toilet seat up.

212
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:28,822
And the way they ask you
to chip in for the motel room.

213
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,863
So I've heard.

214
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:43,169
Well, the cast of <i>Bambi's</i> out there now.

215
00:16:44,938 --> 00:16:48,541
And in here, we have some
of the Seven Dwarfs:

216
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:51,878
Puffy, Crabby and Horny.

217
00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:00,220
So I'd say it's safe to say
that this day's shot.

218
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:03,022
What say we all turn in?

219
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,692
Al, it is 7:30 in the morning.

220
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,193
We're out in the woods.

221
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,096
You get up early, you go to bed early.
Good night.

222
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,902
{\an8}More hot water for breakfast?

223
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,875
- Oh, what's today?
- It's Thursday.

224
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:26,413
- Did I miss anything?
- Yeah, Wednesday.

225
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,915
I guess I'll turn in, then.

226
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,484
Daddy, we're starving to death.

227
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:34,087
And some of us are aging badly.

228
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,556
Zip it, pimple farm.

229
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,092
- Daddy, do something.
- I'm going to, Pumpkin.

230
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,060
I'm gonna take a nap in a few minutes.

231
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,697
Oh, Steve, how's the car?

232
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,868
Well, I can still just about tell
it's a Mercedes.

233
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,539
Of course, the tires are flat, but that's
because of the porcupine quills.

234
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,742
That cougar who went through the
sunroof only looks like he's driving.

235
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:58,044
I've got the keys.

236
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:01,147
So I guess the laugh's on him.

237
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,617
Thirty thousand dollars...

238
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:08,621
Al, you are an idiot.

239
00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:12,592
I was home, I was comfortable,
I was safe.

240
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:16,162
I truly, truly hate you.

241
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,800
Come on, honey, let's do it.

242
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:26,940
Let's go into the bathroom.
Come on. No one has to know.

243
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,042
Not even you.

244
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:35,482
Steve, give me the keys to your car.
I'm gonna go for help.

245
00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:38,485
There are animals all over the car, Al.

246
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:41,354
Maybe I can reason with them.

247
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:45,391
Now, someone has to take
charge here, and it's gonna be me.

248
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:48,895
Now, I need a weapon.
What do we have?

249
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,268
Dad...

250
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:59,272
...Explain to me again why
you need the suit of many hooks.

251
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:05,044
Like the wily porcupine,
I now have my armor of quills.

252
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:09,382
But unlike the wily porcupine,
won't the animals stick to you?

253
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,086
That's what the mighty horns are for, son.

254
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,322
If anything gets close,
I lower my head...

255
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,591
...And proceed in an aggressive manner.

256
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,528
That should end it right there.
And I have my secret weapon.

257
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:25,398
If anything goes wrong, I zap them
in the face with bug spray.

258
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:29,102
Why not just use your socks on a stick?

259
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,540
Or would that be too cruel?

260
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,177
God, you're sexy.

261
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,755
Lock the door behind me, son.

262
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,962
Oh, son, you're the man of the family now.

263
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:58,398
If for some reason
I don't come back...

264
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,867
...The shoe store opens at ten.

265
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,241
He'll never make it, you know.

266
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,610
Well, it won't be the first time.

267
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,486
Well, he's made it through the mosquitoes.

268
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,689
He's hurdling a beaver.

269
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,857
Go, Al, go.

270
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:28,161
Oops, a wolf.

271
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:31,431
I can't watch. I have to clean.

272
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,467
Oh, no, you really should see this,
Marce.

273
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,869
The wolf is closing in.

274
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,772
Al ducks behind a tree.

275
00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:43,910
He is now stuck to the tree
by his mighty quills.

276
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,014
Look at him shake.

277
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:50,817
He's in trouble.

278
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:55,021
He is now lowering his head
in an aggressive manner.

279
00:20:56,222 --> 00:21:00,727
So is the moose. Oh, no!

280
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:04,664
A trap door. Food! I found food!

281
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,071
It's chocolate! We're saved!

282
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,842
- Help me!
- Give me some! Let me in!

283
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:18,044
Help! Let me in!

284
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:20,847
- No!
- Don't give him any of it.

285
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:23,816
- Stop. No--
- Oh, my God.

286
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,536
Thanks for inviting us, Steve.

287
00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:50,543
What's next, buddy?
Lion-country safari?

288
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:53,479
About 28 days from now?

289
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:59,285
- I feel so much better.
- Oh, me too.

290
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:03,423
Guess what, guys.
We saw two wrens make a nest.

291
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:06,626
Did you happen to find
the rest of my ear out there too?

292
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:12,098
You're not gonna bring me down,
Mr. Cloudy-Day.

293
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:18,104
He's such a big baby when he gets
hurt. Well, we better start packing.

294
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:21,507
You've got to go to work tomorrow.

295
00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:25,611
You know, if he was gonna be such
a grouch, why did he even come?

296
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:29,849
I don't get it.
Why are they so miserable?

297
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:33,019
We're the ones who have the periods.


